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Anglers friend: I've heard of an Arsley bomb but this is ridiculous!
Ashley Tappenden.

Friend: I think you've caught a big spiny puffer fish there.

Friend: The bailiff ain't gonna like this one bit!!

Angler: A bet's a bet... you said I wouldn't catch...

Friend: I'm not takin' the hook out of that!

Angler: Are you insured?

Angler: Think I've got a Section win with this one...

Angler: Look - it floats doesn't it?

Friend: It'll need to be a bloody huge carp to take that!

Friend: Din't know they made Pedigree Chum that big!

Caption: Mine! - no it's definitely yours - not mine! - Anon.

Caption: Bang goes the fish supper - Anon.

Caption: It keep the boats away, your new float! D. Gibson

Is that the latests state-of-the-art leger bomb?
D D. via e-mail